As you may or may not know (or be able to gather by my general satirical nature/female-ness/posts about cats), there is a pretty good chance that- should my witty banter, lovably sensible personality, and cute, girlish looks not be enough for Mike- I'll inevitably become thee crazy cat lady.
But is it really so bad? If you haven't already watched the charmingly, eh, who am I kidding, the depressing mini-doc about crazy cat ladies, then you haven't been marred by a bias that these women are sad and lonely and slightly insane.
Well, I'm here to bring forth, into the light, all the BENEFITS of this life-style. Let's take a looksy, shall we?
1. Constant company!
You'd be surrounded by companions! When one gets bored with you, another would, in theory, be waiting your temporary approval!
2. You don't have to pay for cuddles
3. Saving $$ on heating bills
4. Perfect movie companions
5. If you die, and are all alone, you don't have to worry about body disposal.
6. If they die...
7. They ENCOURAGE naps!
7. They're are not actual children, so you can save on child care.
8. They're cats.